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Toy Chest Series – Size Matters?

Here is the thing. I have always liked to read a review for a product before purchase, but I must admit, sex toy reviews are rather predictable and boring (sorry!). Then my amazingly talented and fun fellow blogger Lexi sent me the name of a toy supplier looking for folks to review their products for free. The stars were aligned! So what to do? Do things the Fantasia way of course! The idea for the “Toy Chest Series” was born.

The stories are my take on product review. They are anecdotal re-tellings of how things unfolded. As per usual, some fiction is tossed in for good measure. The likes and dislikes will always be incorporated into the tale as well as an image of the product and where it was or can be purchased should you want to try it for yourself. The stories will sometimes be funny, and sometimes just plain hot.

Some of these toys I already own (wait for the We Vibe II!!) others are new (like this one). Please let me know what you think of this approach and if it‘s a project worth continuing!

Pillow Talk Press presents:

“Size Matters?” a Toy Chest Series tale

Walking to the post office armed with the mail delivery slip, she hoped The Adult Toy Shoppe had been honest when they said the package would be discreet. Trying not to blush ahead of time she handed the geeky teenage employee the little paper and waited.

The first surprise was the size of the box. For a moment she looked at her lover.

“Maybe it’s not what we thought Love ….” she signed for the package and while she was there took advantage and mailed off her tax returns.

He held the box reading the labels.

“It says bathroom accessories on the content list – you order something like that?”

She shook her head in the negative and as they left the office he ripped into the top of the box. She heard him whistle.

“What?” she asked.

All he did in response was let her peak inside for her second surprise.

“Holly fuck …” was all she could say.

“I think I am a tad intimidated at this point” he said laughing his big kid laugh before putting the box in the back seat of the car.

“There is no way in hell that’s going up my ass – or yours!” he added.

Originally the idea of getting the double sided 18” long and flexible dildo was to be able to have it inside her – and him – at the same time so they could fuck each other in mutual penetration. It seemed at this point that there had been a small miscalculation. Obviously she hadn’t looked at the pictures on the site properly to gage the enormity of “it“.

They drove around for the rest of the afternoon doing errands. Every now and then she’d open the box and take a look. “It” was huge. There really was no other way of putting it. Her Lover was grinning, and uncomfortable all at once. She had to admit to herself she felt the same way. She was a little excited and absolutely terrified at the damage the thing might be capable of.

“You are going to need some serious lube Hon” he kept repeating at seemingly random moments. Yes … yes she was.

Once home, they opened the clear plastic surround. The most annoying scent of rubber or plastic with what might be a hint of strawberries filled the room.

“Uh …yuck… you better wash that!”

Off he went. In the meantime, she got undressed and climbed into bed. She couldn’t even bring herself to masturbate – she lay there waiting for “it” to return. In a way they were almost clinical in the approach, that made her chuckle – she could visualize a bunch of scientists in their white coats scratching their heads.

“How do we insert that thing inside without ripping everything?” She burst out laughing.

Her nerves were shaky it would seem.  Her mind went from one thing to another and she found herself reminded of a time long ago when she had a one night stand with a man “hung” the same way. It had been a disappointing evening with him counting on his length and girth to do the job. It had left her sore and unsatisfied. She was suddenly filled with trepidation.

Her lover came back into the room, his half smile just that – a half smile. Why men felt that way when confronted with something – or someone – larger she could not understand. There was no way the cold toy could hold her, love her and be warm and “just so” the way he could. This was a toy, an extension of him – not competition. She hoped he’d see that – and soon.

Without much foreplay, the liquid silk was pulled out and liberally applied to toy and twat. Her fingers found her clit and on her back, legs up, ass up, she presented her delicate flower to him. He grinned now. He was convinced it would not fit, even after she told him that was nonsense that women’s cunts were designed to expand.

Sure enough, the damn thing slid right in. His eyes grew bigger.

“Ok .. That’s … woa … babe – that’s hot.” The site of her pussy stretching to accommodate the 1 ½ inches diameter was a thrill, he found himself getting erect. She watched him grin, and had to admit… the damn thing still smelled but it felt good. She could feel all the “ribbed for her pleasure” bumps and veins. She was aware of her cunt clasping down on it. It was tight, it filled her up.

“Hold on” she said and leaving it in, she flipped over. In what they called “downward dog” a sort of doggy style but with her face buried in the mattress or pillow, her hand snaked under where she let her fingers work her clit into a frenzy.

Her lover looked at the site before him.

Her round firm ass, her tender lips stretched to the max, and this long snaking pink dildo like an extra appendage just hanging there. He grabbed it. The extra length was indeed handy. Most dildo’s and vibrators are to short to really go to town, but this thing had room to spare. He wrapped both hands around it and leaving 8” inside of her he started a gentle come and go, bringing it almost out, then sliding it back in. He went on and on relentlessly.

“It’s cold … not like you” she moaned into the pillow. He pulled it out and, let himself slide in. He was surprised to find that it was still nice and tight, her cunt clasping at his dick in a most pleasing manner. She moaned in pleasure, but he pulled out and put the toy back in.

Her face in the soft cotton, she focused on the sensation of pleasure mounting inside of her. She could feel it – the orgasm was almost there, but he would change the rhythm ever so slightly and her release would hover just out of reach. More lube was applied and the back and forth went on, he worked her like a pro – wielding this saber like the best of Jedi’s.

It hit her hard. The moan so loud every other unit on their floor must of heard her come. He pushed it all the way in and let her muscles spasm all over it.

She collapsed to the bed.

“woa ….” was all she muttered.

He was hard and in need, she let him slide in and he felt good. His arms around her, the scruffiness of his unshaven face, the smell of his body next to hers. She felt loved, cherished as his breath caught. But he struggled to achieve orgasm. She wasn’t sure if it was the presence of “it” in the room or the fact that he’d already come twice earlier that day.

He flopped onto his back and she kissed him sweetly. She rose as she saw his hand reach for his dick. He started to masturbate in his most aggressive way. He was going to orgasm if he had to beat his cock into submission to do so. Lifting herself up she straddled then sat on his face.

He smelled her cunt, the smell of rubber or silicon or whatever “it” was made of. He tasted her but could not breath. Her open pussy engulfed his mouth and nose and she wasn’t moving. He could feel his lungs constricting, begging for air, his toes curled and just as he thought he might pass out his jism erupted out of him. At that moment she lifted herself off.

His orgasm was delicious as the air entered his lungs. He shivered, moaned and was spent.

She cleaned him up, and took the toy to the bathroom to wash it and let it soak then returned to her lovers side, curled up and the two dosed off in satisfied slumber.

© Fantasia Lillith and Pillow Talk, 2009. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Fantasia Lillith and Pillow Talk with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

March 28, 2010 - Posted by | erotica, Lust, Toy CHest | , , , , , , , , , ,


  1. As the tale went on, I was afraid the two of you might actually try to get it up his ass. I was fearing for your Lover’s life…LOL.

    The idea of a smaller version of that is intriguing. I should explore with the wife if she’d like to try out one of “ITs” smaller relatives.

    Glad y’all had fun with IT though.

    And it can double for home protection too, if you should need to whallop an intruder across his cranium.

    Comment by smokedawg | March 28, 2010 | Reply

    • Not to mention the spoofs we had on the entire star wars thing afterwards! Yes we too would like to try a smaller crelative!! let’s see who gets to “it” first!

      Does it work as a review?

      Comment by Fantasia Lillith | March 29, 2010 | Reply

      • I liked it as a style for a review. Run with it, Fanny! I’ve often wondered if I should try to get free sex toys and review them, but never have tried.

        Comment by smokedawg | March 29, 2010

      • Oh – dog needs a new chew toy!! go for it!

        Comment by Fantasia Lillith | March 29, 2010

  2. Nice, Lillith!!! Thanks for the dis-honorable (hehe) mention! I so admire the way you revolve your story around the toy… super creative, just the way you said you’d do it, and with the exact toy you said you’d do it with! Once again, a very hot tale! Speak to you soon, fellow nymphomaniac! 😉

    Comment by Lexi Sylver | March 29, 2010 | Reply

    • Oh I do hope so Lexi! I can’t wait to get started on our story for the Alliance Series!

      Comment by Fantasia Lillith | March 29, 2010 | Reply

  3. I own one of these in a slightly smaller version and we use it with another woman side of the couple we play with. The men watch as the women play a game of “see saw” fucking each other. It can be a lot of fun!

    Comment by Betty Valentine | March 29, 2010 | Reply

    • Now there is an image … I still hope to order a smaller one and test out the original idea. Thanks for commenting!

      Comment by Fantasia Lillith | March 29, 2010 | Reply

  4. I love this review idea! It is a fun take on the product, I definitely vote for this!

    Comment by Gray | March 29, 2010 | Reply

    • Thank you! Looks like it’s a hit – so I may have to keep at it … oh darn! *chuckle*

      Comment by Fantasia Lillith | March 29, 2010 | Reply

  5. Sex is fun and this post was a lot of fun. I would’ve loved to have seen your face when you opened the “bathroom essentials” box.

    Comment by megawfa79 | March 30, 2010 | Reply

    • If you want a good example … go to the E-Trade baby commercials on You Tube and find the one with the guy playing a scratch lotto ticket – at one point the baby says : I want to show you something, it’s my shocked face … and then does it …. it was something like that!
      wait here!

      Comment by Fantasia Lillith | March 31, 2010 | Reply

  6. Sex toys for women are so hot, whereas, the stuff for men is, Fake vaginas, cheer leader dolls, pumps…what the fuck?

    Very erotic stuff, Fantasia, and made me wish I had a lover or at the very least a dream lover!

    Oh, well, back to the boring life of a celibate blogger!

    Comment by Henry B. Rosenbush | March 31, 2010 | Reply

  7. Fun idea! That was probably the sexiest toy review I’ve ever read! Sounds like fun, but slightly… big. I need a good double dildo in my toy bag.

    Comment by elsiewrites | April 1, 2010 | Reply

  8. And who says that objectifying, turning a thing into nameless ‘It’, is not gratifying? haaa haa!

    Comment by Liras | April 1, 2010 | Reply

  9. This could be one of the factors that every partner desire to enjoy their sex life. But still it depends. Looking forward for more about this.

    ejaculating dildo

    Comment by Jhon Miller | August 12, 2010 | Reply

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